Privacy Policy & Legal Disclaimer for FCKELON.com
Last updated: 1/09/2025
FCKELON.com (“we”, “us”, “our”) is an independent platform dedicated to fact-based commentary, satire, and the examination of public information. We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal data.
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, store, and protect your information when you visit FCKELON.com.
This document also includes our Editorial Disclaimer, which outlines how we handle commentary, satire, and factual accuracy in relation to legal responsibility and defamation prevention.
EDITORIAL DISCLAIMER (Defamation Protection)
FCKELON.com is a fact-based commentary platform that uses satire, humour, and exaggeration as literary tools to highlight issues related to misinformation, public statements, and the behaviour of high-profile individuals and institutions.
We take factual accuracy seriously.
However, much of our content is also opinion, satire, or commentary all of which are protected forms of speech under UK, EU, and international free-expression standards.
1. Public Figures & Public Interest
Many individuals discussed on this website are:
political figures
business leaders
public personalities
individuals whose statements and actions affect the public
Commentary about public figures is legally protected as long as:
it is recognisable as opinion, satire, or fair comment, or
it is based on factual information from credible sources.
2. Satire & Humour
Satire is a legally protected artistic and editorial style.
Where humour or exaggeration is used, it should not be interpreted as literal fact.
3. If We Get Something Wrong
Although we strive for accuracy, mistakes can happen.
If any information we publish is:
inaccurate
outdated
incomplete
incorrectly interpreted
…we are committed to correcting it promptly.
We will:
update or amend the relevant content
publish a clarification or apology if necessary
remove incorrect claims if substantiated with evidence
We encourage anyone who believes a factual error appears on FCKELON.com to contact us directly at hello@fckelon.com, and we will review it swiftly and responsibly.
4. Not Professional Advice
Content on this website represents opinions and commentary.
It is not:
professional advice
legal advice
investment guidance
a definitive factual record
an endorsement or rejection of any political group
5. No Intent to Harm
Nothing on this website is published with malicious intent.
Our goal is:
to critique misinformation
to challenge harmful narratives
to raise awareness
to use satire as a vehicle for truth and accountability
6. Liability Limitation
We are not liable for:
interpretations of satirical or humorous content
offence taken as a result of opinions or parody
external content linked from this site
comments submitted by users (if applicable)
PRIVACY POLICY
1. Who We Are
Website: https://fckelon.com
Operator: FCKELON.com
Contact Email: hello@fckelon.com
We operate as an independent publishing and commentary platform. If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, you may contact us at any time.
2. What Information We Collect
We collect only the minimum data necessary to operate the website.
A. Information You Provide Voluntarily
When you contact us by email
When you submit misinformation reports
When you subscribe to updates or newsletters (if applicable)
When you make voluntary donations
This may include:
Name (optional)
Email address
Any message you send us
Donation information (handled securely by third-party payment processors)
B. Automatically Collected Data
When you visit the website, standard log data may be collected by our hosting provider or analytics tools, such as:
IP address
Browser type
Device type
Pages visited
Time spent on pages
Referring URLs
We do not use this information to identify you personally.
C. Cookies & Tracking
We may use minimal cookies for:
website analytics
performance
basic functionality
No profiling or tracking for advertising is performed.
You can disable cookies through your browser at any time.
3. How We Use Your Information
We use your information for the following purposes:
To operate and maintain the website
To respond to enquiries or submissions
To improve site performance and content
To process voluntary donations
To prevent abuse or security threats
We do not:
sell your data
share your data with advertisers
use your data for behavioural profiling
4. How Your Information Is Stored and Protected
We take reasonable administrative, technical, and physical measures to protect your data from:
unauthorised access
accidental loss
alteration
misuse
Data is stored securely by:
our hosting provider
our email provider
third-party payment processors (for donations)
We retain data only for as long as necessary for the purposes described in this policy.
5. Sharing Your Information
We may share minimal data only with trusted service providers who support website operations, including:
Hosting providers
Email service providers
Payment processors (e.g., PayPal, Stripe, BuyMeACoffee)
Web analytics services
These providers process data strictly according to our instructions and applicable laws.
We do not share your data with:
advertisers
data brokers
unauthorised third parties
Data may be disclosed if required by law or to respond to a valid legal request.
6. Donations & Payment Information
If you choose to make a voluntary donation:
All payment information is processed directly by third-party payment platforms
We do not store your credit card, banking, or payment details
Only the necessary transaction details may be visible to us (e.g., your email or message)
Each payment processor’s own privacy policy applies.
7. Your Rights (UK/EU Users)
If you are located in the UK or European Union, you have the following rights under GDPR:
Right to access your personal data
Right to correction of inaccurate data
Right to deletion (“right to be forgotten”)
Right to restrict processing
Right to object to certain uses of your data
Right to data portability
To exercise these rights, contact us at: hello@fckelon.com
We may request confirmation of identity before processing your request.
8. International Data Transfers
Because our services may be hosted or processed outside your country, your data may be transferred internationally.
We ensure all transfers comply with applicable data protection requirements and safeguard your information appropriately.
9. Links to Third-Party Websites
FCKELON.com may contain links to external websites.
We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of these websites.
10. Children’s Privacy
This website is not intended for children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal data from children.
If we become aware that information from a minor has been collected, we will delete it promptly.
11. Changes to This Privacy Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time.
The “Last updated” date at the top will reflect changes.
Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of the revised policy.
12. Contact Us
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, our editorial practices, or wish to request a correction or clarification:
Email: hello@fckelon.com
Operator: FCKELON.com