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How to Avoid Taxes Like a Billionaire (A Not-So-Helpful Guide)

May 23, 2025

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Summary

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Billionaires legally pay shockingly little tax by exploiting the chasm between income (taxed) and wealth growth (usually untaxed). The playbook: keep taxable income near zero, live off low-interest loans, bury profits offshore, and weaponise every loophole meant for “investment” or “philanthropy.” From the pandemic through 2024, U.S. billionaires’ combined wealth surged by roughly $2.6–$2.9 trillion—about an 85–100% jump—to around $5.5–$5.8 trillion, based on Forbes-tracked tallies compiled by the Institute for Policy Studies and Americans for Tax Fairness. Despite this windfall, the system still largely spares those gains until (or unless) they’re realised—hence why prior IRS data showed a 3.4% “true tax rate” on wealth gains for the 25 richest Americans, and why some years still register $0 tax for names like Bezos (2007, 2011) and Musk (2018). Globally, individual and corporate tax abuse continues to drain about $492 billion a year from public coffers. Institute for Policy StudiesAmericans For Tax FairnessProPublicaTax Justice Network

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The Billionaire Tax Cheat Sheet vs. Your Tax Bill

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Middle-class households pay the meter in real time. A U.S. family on roughly $70,000 faces about 14% federal taxes; statutory top rates climb to 37%—on income propublica.org. The ultra-rich barely play that game. They redefine “income” so it disappears on paper while wealth compounds untaxed. ProPublica’s analysis of IRS data revealed that from 2014–2018, the 25 richest Americans paid an average 3.4% of their wealth gains in income taxes—less than many teachers, nurses, or tradespeople pay on wages propublica.org.

The poster children are almost comically on-the-nose. Warren Buffett—who publicly says the rich should pay more—saw his fortune grow $24.3B while paying $23.7M in tax, roughly 0.1% of that wealth growth. Jeff Bezos managed such low reported income in 2011 that he qualified for a $4,000 child tax credit designed for ordinary families, not the world’s richest man propublica.org. This isn’t some exotic heist; it’s the system functioning exactly as designed by people with armies of accountants and lobbyists.

The move is simple: the law taxes realised gains and cash wages. So the richest arrange their lives so almost nothing is realised and almost no wages are paid to themselves. Paper losses, depreciation, options timing, and “whoops, I’m cash poor” theatrics do the rest propublica.org.

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Step 1: No Salary, No Income Tax

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Stay “Cash-Poor” on PaperRule one: don’t earn income; grow ownership. If your compensation is equity, options, or founder stock, your wealth can mushroom while your taxable income looks anaemic.Mark Zuckerberg famously takes a $1 salary, while the real money is Meta stock. Elon Musk structured compensation around options and equity, reporting $0 federal income tax in 2018 propublica.org. Jeff Bezos kept taxable income minimal, sometimes negative, through losses and deductions propublica.org. You don’t need to be a wizard if the code lets you net investment losses, depreciation, and business write-offs against the sliver of income that is taxable—poof, nothing left to tax.For normal people, telling the tax office “I made nothing; actually I lost money” is an audit invitation. For billionaires paid in stock that they don’t sell, it’s just Tuesday. As ProPublica put it, the richest “sidestep the system” by avoiding income while assets swell, untouched propublica.org. Hence the performative “cash poor” tweets while sitting on multibillion-dollar stakes propublica.org.

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Step 2: Buy, Borrow, Die

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Spend Without Selling a ThingSo you’ve kept income off the radar. How do you fund a dozen houses, a mega-yacht and a space programme? Borrow against your assets. Loans aren’t income. If you pledge a slice of your shares as collateral, banks shower you with cash at low rates. The tax office doesn’t count loan proceeds as income because—on paper—you’ll pay them back. Meanwhile, you can often deduct the interest you pay, shrinking any other taxable income propublica.org.

Elon Musk has repeatedly borrowed against Tesla stock to avoid selling shares (and triggering capital gains taxes), financing lifestyle and ventures with credit lines instead of paycheques businessinsider.com. Carl Icahn offered the textbook case: across 2016–2017 he reported $544M adjusted gross income yet paid $0 federal income tax after offsetting with massive interest expense on loans—by design—leaving negative taxable income propublica.org. It’s the mortgage interest deduction, but at “private jet + Manhattan penthouse” scale.

Now add jurisdiction shopping. When Musk finally exercised his giant 2012 options grant (expiring in 2021), he’d already moved from California (13.3% state tax) to Texas (0% state income tax), likely saving $2–$2.5B in state taxes on that single move. The unofficial motto, always move before the cash event.

Finally, the “Die” bit. If you never sell, you never realise gains, and when you die, heirs often get a stepped-up basis—the tax basis is reset to the date-of-death value, erasing decades of untaxed appreciation from ever facing income tax. Estate planning (trusts, charitable bequests) can reduce or sidestep estate taxes. It’s not a loophole; it’s a motorway.

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Step 3: Weaponise Every Loophole (Even the Ones “For Everyone”)

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Losses? Harvest them. Gains? Defer them. Deductions? Milk them. Credits? Scale them.Tax-loss harvesting lets you sell losers to offset winners. Bezos used losses to cancel out gains and, in 2011, even picked up that child credit because his taxable income was so low propublica.org.

Charitable stock gifts offer a double win: donate appreciated shares, deduct the market value, and never pay capital gains tax on the appreciation. “Philanthropy” can also be structured through donor advised funds or foundations that leave the donor with remarkable influence over timing and recipients legal, image-friendly, and tax-efficient.Corporate super-deductions show how “incentives” scale. Amazon UK legally paid no corporation tax for two consecutive years in one unit and even received a £7.7m credit by maximising the government’s 130% capital investment “super-deduction” scheme. Profits rose to £222m while the division’s net tax bill flipped into a credit. Perfectly within the rules theguardian.comtheguardian.comtheguardian.com.

It’s the tax code applauding you for doing what you were going to do anyway, at unimaginable scale. Deferred compensation and options timing add more juice. Musk delayed exercising his 2012 Tesla options grant until the last possible moment (2021), finally creating a mammoth tax bill he loudly touted, after years in which Tesla’s meteoric equity gains went untaxed because they were unrealised businessinsider.combusinessinsider.com.

Again: the game is to time realisation optimally, or never.And then there’s the broader basket: accelerated depreciation on real estate, R&D credits, special rates or treatment for certain financial income (think “carried interest” in private equity debates), loss carry-backs and carry-forwards. Ordinary filers deduct a little student-loan interest; billionaires deduct hundreds of millions in interest on loans used to leverage the very assets that keep rising. The algorithm is the same—shrink taxable income—but the variables are on billionaire mode bloomberg.com.

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Step 4: Offshore Havens

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Park Profits Where the Sun Never Sets. Behind the glamour sits an offshore plumbing network hiding ownership, income, and gains. Roughly 10% of global GDP is held offshore by individuals; governments lose ~$150B annually from that alone. Add corporate profit-shifting and the global loss nears $500B each year taxjustice.neten.wikipedia.orgtaxjustice.net. The map isn’t just palm trees: the U.S. (Delaware shells, South Dakota trusts) and the UK (and its Overseas Territories like BVI, Cayman, Jersey) are central nodes enabling secrecy and tax arbitrage taxjustice.net.

The Pandora Papers exposé documented offshore structures of 35 world leaders and 100+ billionaires: shell companies, layered trusts, nominee directors, and real assets (mansions, art, yachts) tucked behind veils theguardian.com. In the UK, the non-domiciled (non-dom) regime let about 26,000 wealthy residents avoid £3.2B in UK tax each year by not reporting £10.9B of offshore income; the Prime Minister’s wife’s case spotlighted how dividend flows and inheritance planning magnify these benefits theguardian.comtheguardian.com.

Multinationals ran the “Double Irish, Dutch Sandwich” for years, routing European profits to ultra-low-tax locales. Apple’s Irish structure yielded an effective tax rate of 0.005% on some European profits, prompting the EU to demand €13B in back taxes (a marathon legal fight that underlined how far profit-shifting went) mcguiresponsel.commcguiresponsel.com. Ireland eventually phased out the Double Irish by 2020, but new variations (like the “Single Malt”) popped up—inevitable in a patchwork regime en.wikipedia.org.

U.S. corporations amassed ~$1T offshore under prior deferral rules and were later hit with a one-time tax in 2017, but transfer pricing games and intangible-IP shuffles still move profits to Luxembourg, Ireland, or Singapore. Estimated annual revenue lost to multinational shifting: $347B taxjustice.net. That’s schools, hospitals, and infrastructure, gone.

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Step 5: Political Capture

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When the Referees Work for the Team. If you’re wondering why such rules exist, remember the rich don’t just play the game—they help write it. Lobbyists, political donations, think-tank funding, advisory committees, an entire influence stack that keeps loopholes open and audits scarce.

When investigative pieces spotlight “$0 tax” years, cue the hand-waving: It’s legal, we followed the rules, innovation would die otherwise. The message to lawmakers is relentless: tax us and jobs will vanish; tax havens are “competitiveness”; auditors are “weaponised.” And because campaigns are expensive, the message often lands.

UK parliamentary hearings calling out Amazon, Google, Starbucks for “immoral” tax practices were notable precisely because they broke the spell: this isn’t virtuous efficiency; it’s a transfer from public budgets to private equity and tech giants business-humanrights.orgbloomberg.com. In the U.S., years of underfunding the IRS meant fewer audits of high earners, the one group where audits pay for themselves many times over propublica.org. Starve enforcement, then claim there’s nothing to see.

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How Bad Is the Damage?

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This is not rounding error. Individual and corporate avoidance/evasion drains nearly $500B globally each year taxjustice.net. In the U.S., the top 1% underpay around $160B annually. Enough to fund major public programmes taxjustice.net. In the UK, non-dom rules alone cost £3B+ per year; corporate schemes add multiples of that theguardian.com.The fairness rot is obvious. Local shops pay full whack while borderless platforms book profits nowhere. Wages are taxed every month; wealth growth waits for a “realisation event” that never comes. And inequality accelerates: untaxed gains compound, which buys more assets, more lobbying, more friendly rules. Meanwhile, public services and infrastructure limp along. This is how “legal” becomes corrosive. For those who shrug, “It’s all within the law,” fine—change the law. Because right now, the law says wage-earners pay today and asset-owners can choose if and when to pay. If ever. That asymmetry is the ballgame propublica.org.

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What Can You Do? (Beyond Screaming into the Void)

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Fix the rules. Close loopholes and tax extreme wealth. Proposals include an annual wealth tax above a high threshold; taxing unrealised gains for ultra-rich taxpayers; equalising capital gains and wage rates; ending the stepped-up basis at death. Capping or disallowing interest deductibility that turns billionaires’ borrowing into a magic eraser. In the UK, abolish non-dom status and bring offshore income within scope for residents theguardian.com. Support the OECD’s 15% minimum corporate tax as a floor (not a ceiling) and push to tighten it so profits can’t be whittled to nothing with creative credits weforum.org.

Fund enforcement and expose secrecy. Auditing the top tier pays for itself many times over; sustained IRS (and HMRC) funding is sanity, not tyranny propublica.orgpropublica.org. Demand public country-by-country reporting of profits and taxes so multinationals can’t quietly dump earnings into tax havens. Back efforts for a UN Tax Convention to coordinate rules and shut the worst secrecy jurisdictions, especially where the “hurtful eight” continue to block progress taxjustice.net.

Use what’s legal for you. You can’t replicate a billionaire’s balance sheet, but you can avoid needless own goals: max retirement contributions (ISAs, pensions, 401(k)/IRA equivalents), understand holding periods and capital-gains treatment where relevant, and take every credit you’re entitled to. If a company’s tax behaviour offends you, vote with your wallet and make noise. Remember when Starbucks volunteered extra UK tax after a backlash? Token, yes, but it showed pressure works theguardian.com.

Keep the heat on. The only reason you know about Bezos, Musk and the 3.4% true tax rate is because journalists published the receipts. Support investigative outlets. Share their work. Mock the PR fluff and hammer the facts. They hate sunlight—and markets, investors, and politicians do respond to reputational risk propublica.org.

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FAQ-ish: Common Myths, Quickly Skewered

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“But they pay lots in other taxes!”

Sometimes—consumption taxes, payroll for employees, property taxes through companies. But the mechanism at issue is that wealth growth the main engine of billionaire riches, often escapes taxation for years or forever. That’s the core unfairness propublica.org.

“If we tax them more, they’ll leave.”

They already shop jurisdictions. That’s why coordinated rules and minimum taxes matter: reduce the arbitrage and the bluff loses power weforum.orgtaxjustice.net.

“Philanthropy replaces taxes.”

Donations can do good and also dodge taxes. They are not a substitute for democratically decided, broadly funded public services. And billionaires shouldn’t get to choose which bits of society get funded this year.

“This is just envy.”

No, it’s about rules. Wage-earners and small businesses shouldn’t subsidise fortunes that skate past the till via accounting treatments and geography.

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Conclusion

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The ultra-rich didn’t stumble into tiny tax bills; they engineered them. No taxable income, cheap leverage, offshore pipes, and weaponised loopholes let some pay literally nothing while wealth soars.

The receipts are public. The damage is real. Change the rules and the behaviour changes too. Until then, at least you know how the game is rigged, and why Buffett’s 0.1% “true tax rate” wasn’t a magic trick, it was the system doing exactly what it was designed (by them) to do.

To the billionaires skimming this. Pay your damn taxes. The rest of us are done subsidising your joyride.

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